schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here

(Source: togifs)

springkingsurfking:

kill-natalie:

am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides

Omg

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"


thismarks-theend:

Takeshi Suga

(Source: englishsnow)

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college